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On a Sunday evening . . .

• The great solipsist novel must be written in the first person.
• The essence of being a twenty-something is thinking society is stupid but being unable to articulate (or even theorize) a superior alternative.
• Zombies are an apt metaphor for capitalism, but it is the corporate executives who are the zombies, not the consumers.
• The good shepherd left the 99% in the wilderness and went after the 1% that were lost.
• If your denomination has its own Bible translation, you are probably doing it wrong.
• I’d like to propose a new taxonomy of Christian churches based on sermon length.
• The theoretical physicist is to the natural sciences as the theologian is to philosophy; both are trying to find the grand unified theory.

There are only two types of rhetoricians: those who present dichotomies and those who don’t.